They can always grow up to be a Congressman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg
Congressman Hank Johnson, on the island of Guam, “tipping over into the ocean”.
This is a classic, truly one for the ages and if his opponent doesn’t use it against Johnson in the next election, he’s stupid too.
On second thought, Johnson’s constituents probably think what he said was an astute comment.
That guy represents me to the world.
My god.
How did we ever get here?