Excellent.
How about clarifying it for the students:
“For the cause of Social Justice what we’re going to do is take your diploma, put it in a big bag, and then randomly hand it out across the entire population. If you don’t get one, sorry.”
“Please re-elect Obama for Social Justice!”
-Van Jones (paraphrased)
Do you think the young college educated voters of America would understand this analogy of “social” justice?
Excellent!