[The Comedian]

Naw, this is Southern Arizona, baby! Shoot at will! (Actually we don't have any guys named "Will" left, but do your best)

I suppose you guys jump for joy, too. Poor Joy is probably worn out by now...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Still Thinking]

Yeah, we do. And Matt’s getting really tired of getting stepped on. And poor Jack, under the car all the time.