[The Comedian]

Well that's odd. You weren't on any of my lists. I've physically moved around a lot and am trying to consolidate all the ping lists onto a single USB drive without dropping anyone. Obviously I've failed.

As penance, I've put you on all my ping lists.

That's penance for you, not me. I have a messed up sense of reckoning.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[TheOldLady]

I’m crushed, elated, and horrified. You’re quite a guy!