[The Comedian]

If I didn't hate everything about the entire Glock product line, I'd buy one just as a show of solidarity.

I might anyway.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Klaatu Barada Nikto]

<< If I didn’t hate everything about the entire Glock product line, I’d buy one just as a show of solidarity.>>

Tactical Tupperware - I wouldn’t carry anything else. And, I can clean it by dropping it in the top rack of the dishwasher (just kidding).

Regardless of your feelings about Glocks, the secret is to become competent with whatever you own, and carry it with you all the time.

[ozzymandus]

I bought a Glock 17 when they first came out, just because all the lefties were screaming about “plastic guns”. I still have it, but I really prefer the good ol’ 1911 to pretty much everything else. SIGS and Walthers are fine, too, but the 1911 is 100 years old and hasn’t been topped yet.