[Lazamataz]

CHRONOLOGY OF ANY EVENT:

1) Negative Event Occurs.
2) Immediately blame Sarah Palin.
3) Events unfold showing Sarah Palin not at fault, or even involved.
4) Blame Sarah Palin harder.
5) IF SARAH PALIN DOES NOT RESPOND: Declare her out-of-touch and non-Presidential.

[Lakeshark]

You forgot 6.

6) IF SARAH PALIN DEFENDS HERSELF: Declare it's all about her because she inserted herself into the conversation.