That could be very tricky.
Maybe they have a multidimensional applicator.
Then I’m going with the full suit, and with Reynolds Wrap, not just store brand...
I believe the weapons experiment (accident?) theory would be the closest guess with my compass still pointing in the same direction. I think that’s the largest source for UFO sightings also.
Just guessing, mind you, as working for a living and lack of funding prevent me from my research...perhaps if I could convince some officials loyal to the UN that my “research” (wink wink) could lead to and support another scam to redistribute wealth?