[Presbyterian Reporter]

You had better enroll in a class in basic mathematics.

[The Comedian]

You had better enroll in a class in basic mathematics.

You had better wipe that lipstick off before your puckered lips approach my behind.

What was SLV the first week of Feb 8 2010? If you said $14.75, you are correct.

What was SLV close on Friday? If you said $30 and some change, you are correct.

Who needs the math lesson, Presbian Disorder?

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.