[TankerKC]

“He had less than a second to make a decision with a guy swinging what looked like a sword in his hands,” Greiner said. “We train these officers regularly on how to defend themselves and be able to go home at night.”

If going home at night is your number 1 priority, become a shoe clerk.

[Riley]

If going home at night is your number 1 priority, become a shoe clerk.

But then you could be Al Bundy, who wants nothing more than a moment's peace to put one into his own brain housing group. :-)