“5. Revive Saturday Night Live”
Let’s let SNL wither on the vine, already. That schlock hasn’t been funny since the Peanut Farmer was being scared by rabbits.
In it’s place I would suggest: “5. She would cause liberals heads to explode”.
That, in itself would be plenty of reason to elect Governor Palin as President.
3. Oil Drilling Advocate = "Drill, Baby, Drill"