Sir Elton John and David Furnish Welcome a New Baby!

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[the invisib1e hand]

Sir Elton John and David Furnish have become parents to son Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John, the couple tells UsMagazine.com exclusively.The baby boy, who was born Dec. 25 in California via a surrogate, weighed 7 pounds, 15 ounces.

"We are overwhelmed with happiness and joy at this very special moment," John and Furnish tell Us in a joint statement. "Zachary is healthy and doing really well, and we are very proud and happy parents."

This is the first child for John, 62, and Furnish, 48. The couple married in 2005 after 12 years together.

[Gene Eric]

>> I guess they’ve been trying for 15 years.

LOL - there’s a lot of funny there.

[the invisib1e hand]

This is probably going to be the most prayed-for baby since Moses. Love will find him.

[Liberty Valance]

LOL!

[1st-P-In-The-Pod]

My prayer is that this little guy will soften the hearts of these two men, and that Jesus will change their hearts of stone to hearts of flesh.

Heterosexuals don’t do such a perfect job of parenthood. Let’s remember the Yates children. How about Zarah...dismembered after years of torture. One of my friends had a baby brother that was fried in a pan, and another was given a bath in scalding water. May the Lord Jesus bless them with Himself.

[Borges]

Madonna is reputed to be a very hands on parent.

[the invisib1e hand]

That’s nice. I kind of lean towards The Comedian’s prayer, myself.

[truthbetold11]

homosexual offenders will never enter the kingdom of heaven

[the invisib1e hand]

Madonna is reputed to be a very hands on parent.

There's a repulsive thought.

[little jeremiah]

Will be a-pinging tomorrow.

In a just world, Elton John and the other guy would have been punished so severely they would have given up the “gay” life years ago.

[twister881]

The sexual life of a camel,
Is stranger than anyone thinks,
At the height of the mating season,
It tries to bugger the Sphinx.
But the Sphinx's posterior sphincter,
Is clogged with the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel,
And Sphinx's inscrutable smile.

Singing: bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, titty-bum.
Singing: bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, aye.
Singing: bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, titty-bum.
Singing: bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, aye.

Yes, we're all queers together
That's why we go ‘round in pairs.
Yes, we're all queers together
Excuse us while we go upstairs.

[2ndDivisionVet]

[Peter Libra]

I come from the next district over from Pinner, Middlesex, England where Leslie Dwight (Elton John) was born. I have not cared what the man does in private, as long as he keeps it so. I choose my words carefully and right from his own backyard.

The bloody sod.

[Artcore]

Madonna is reputed to be a very hands on parent.
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I stand corrected then.

[Ezekiel]

This is so incredibly selfish, evil and unnatural—that poor baby will never be nursed or loved by his own mother

It's worse than that. She purposefully delivered him into the hands of these perverts. Wonder if "Molech" is code for sodomites.

[MissMack99]

How is this legal? That poor baby boy, I feel so sorry for him.

[Rembrandt]

Pray for poor Zachary. I wonder how many years he’ll get before they or their friends start to enlighten him.

[Hunton Peck]

The baby boy, who was born Dec. 25 in California via a surrogate....

Is there a Pulitzer for least-necessary infonugget?

[Cyman]

Wonder which man provided the ovum?

[Jack Black]

Wow! Butt born? I didn’t know they had perfected that yet. Sounds painful. Congrats, I guess.

[spodefly]

Darwin is spinning in his grave ...