Hundreds of thousands of good Americans here in the Northeast are in mortal shock over this postponement. I am one of them and we thing that is is only fitting that the Philadelphia Eagles change their uniforms to dresses and high heels because they are nothing but a bunch of sissies who are afraid of playing in a little bit of snow.
Now I know what the rest of you are going to say, that the mayor of Philadelphia is to blame. But no, I am not going to buy that because if the Eagles truly wanted to play last night, they would have. But they decided to wait a couple more days because they are deathly afraid of the Minnesota Vikings and snow.
“...we think that is is only fitting that the Philadelphia Eagles change their uniforms to dresses and high heels because they are nothing but a bunch of sissies who are afraid of playing in a little bit of snow.”
Wish this was on a few billboards with some photoshopped Eagles in house dresses around the Philly area!