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To: moonshinner_09

Formulaic leftist diatribe.

Let me just save these so-called “journalists” some time.

Next occasion you have for writing one of these hand-wringing boo-hoo stories about deportations, Christmas, or anything else, just use the following template:

Poor

A) Pedro
B) Maria
C) Jose
D) Jesus Christo

is

A) working
B) babysitting her dozen helpless children
C) discovering a cure for cancer

when

A) thugs
B) goons
C)gestapo
D) roving hordes

from

A) the INS
B) government hit squads

show up at the

A) tiny but impeccable bungalow
B) business gates
C) lettuce patch

and haul away the terrified

A) mother of nine
B) hardworking man who was merely searching for a better life

amid

A) gasps of horror
B) howls of outrage
C) beatific calls for forgiveness for “they know not what they do”.


65 posted on 12/25/2010 2:49:06 PM PST by Ouderkirk (Democrats...the party of Slavery, Segregation, Sodomy, and Sedition)
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To: Ouderkirk; yorkie

yorkie — in case you haven’t seen this story. And ping to post 65, outstanding!


67 posted on 12/25/2010 2:54:00 PM PST by Borax Queen
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To: Ouderkirk
LOL- now that's a post!

Poor, hapless, saintly Jesus Christo discovering a cure for Cancer in the lettuce patch...

...when he's not driving his beater white van drunk off his ass and without a license or insurance. Or at ten under the limit the next morning with six of his buddies, all hung over.

106 posted on 12/25/2010 4:14:07 PM PST by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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