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Lindsey and John:

"John, we have to pass immigration reform."

[COBOL2Java]

Meanwhile, at the McCain complex in Arizona, John and Lyndsey are sitting watching another gladiator movie:

John: "You know, Lyns, it doesn't get any better than this!"
Lyndsey: "I know what ya mean, John [hugs]. But what about comprehensive immigration reform?"
John: "It's the most important thing, Lyns! These hard-working migrant folks are only doing the jobs Americans wont do!"
[knock on the door]: "Excuse me, Señor McCain, I washed and waxed your car and mowed the grass."
John: "Oh! He he. Here's a twenty Pedro! Keep the change!"
[illegal] "Gracias, Señor McCain!"