Hey, could you do your own version? I’m sure it would be fun to read! :)
Writing that right this moment would be a mistake I’d live to regret.
Especially once I woke up enough to read about flaming sterno belches and pet armadillo shoulder pads.
Mouldy purportedly spill proof keyboards that had sentient mosses clacking away in the blue glow of the ancient Samsung monitors, photosynthesize away little supermosses!
Look at them go!
(Until the troll decides to check the moss for hallucinogenic qualities, eats one, and then meets the anime spirit of his keybord who happens to look like a rat with mange and the bubonic plague?)