Anyways he didn't think that America was a good place to raise children (I would have you reference my previous sentence)so he Moved to Holland and I hear he just LOVES it there, for all the reasons that you described, I guess he wanted to be a 24 year old baby and have the state GIVE him everything.
But hey Denmark makes Lego's and The Dutch have Lots of Pot so I guess they can use THAT to Bail out Greece, Spain, Portugal, Ireland, Et al.
Would he be pleased or offended if you submitted his name for the Darwin Award?