Yep. I'm staying right here!
"Attitude: Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines" - phthhuuuuut!
NOT from Seattle: "Weekend: The rain clouds are moving in. It must be the weekend again."
For T-C: "Subsistence: Never Argue With A Cat When It Comes To Food. They Are Quicker, Smarter And Have A Lot More Weaponry"
http://www.caughtatwork.net/demotivations/