I was accused of accusing other posters of being conspirators. How is it "wiggling free" to say that your straw man about something entirely different doesn't apply? It's a non-sequitur. How is it "wiggling free" to say that I never made that contention? Either the facts fit your accusation or they don't and they clearly don't.
I’m saying you believe in a conspiracy theory regarding the missile that apparently includes the DoD. Is that incorrect?
Believing in a missile launch is believing in some level of conspiracy by default.