I think if you sprinkle pig fat on the corpse, he will not receive the 78 virgins.
Why the hell Napolitano doesn't mandate that every American airline flight carry a 5 gallon jug of pig fat in the baggage compartment is beyond me.
Advertise that an explosion will surely coat all the debris, including human, with pig fat. It might work one hell of a lot less confrontationally than TSA putting their hands down every ones pants.
Hey it worked for Col. "BlackJack" Pershing in the Phillipines in 1907.....worth a try.