Two conspiracy theorists die and go to Heaven.
After a few weeks, who do they run into, but God himself. They talk for a little bit, finally one screws up enough courage to ask the question: “So, God? What’s the truth about the Kennedy Assassination?”
God says, “You’ll be disappointed to know that Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone, shot JFK. Jack Ruby, acting alone, shot Oswald.”
After a few moments of silence, one of the conspiracy theorist turns to the other and says, “The conspiracy is deeper than we thought”...