[The Comedian]

Welcome home, Commander.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Lurker]

I’ve owned a copy of that movie on every format it’s ever been on. Did you know it’s the first Hollywood flick to feature the Theremin as a musical instrument?

RIP Mr. Nielson. You will be missed.