[AmericanInTokyo]

So I guess now we will outlaw all Christmas trees?

Or perhaps have full body scanners within 200 meters of all Christmas Trees in the USA?

Heaven knows, we have to center and obsess CONSTANTLY upon the objects associated with terrorist attacks, and never center in on the TERRORISTS.

I say, no more Somalis or Muslims within 200 meters of Oregon for starters. Especially frustrated, Koran--entranced young men, whom are not apparantly "getting it".

[mockingbyrd]

It’s Portland, they’ll blame the Christmas tree. And I’m not kidding.

[PA-RIVER]

Before all Christmas events Janet Neoplitano will now be fondling breasts and testicles.... To keep us safe.

[COBOL2Java]

Or perhaps have full body scanners within 200 meters of all Christmas Trees in the USA?

"Let's go kid! You wanna see Santa or not? M'am? M'am! You wanna shut yer brat up? It's an $11,000 fine for leaving the Santa line!"

[coder2]

Or perhaps have full body scanners within 200 meters of all Christmas Trees in the USA?

I said pretty much the same thing when hubby told me about this