[The Comedian]

Dude, at 16, I was running 2 businesses, attending college full-time, and was exactly the same person I am today.

I would have made an outstanding judge at 18, because I was completely dedicated to life's intrinsic logic and its superiority to emotion.

I blame Mom's pre-natal X-rays.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[FARS]

The exception which proves the rule? (smile)