Posted on 11/23/2010 4:33:46 PM PST by chessplayer
Sounds like it’s almost unanimous, then. Everyone hates the junk-touching, except of course for Gloria Allred.
Lest you doubt their sincerity, look at it this way: Considering how little money they make at TSA, if they were really into touching junk, wouldn’t they look for a more lucrative outlet for their “interest”?
Some comments from these TSOs include:
“It is not comfortable to come to work knowing full well that my hands will be feeling another man’s private parts, their butt, their inner thigh. Even worse is having to try and feel inside the flab rolls of obese passengers and we seem to get a lot of obese passengers!”
“Do you think I want to go to work and place my hands between women’s legs and touch their breasts for a few hours? For starters, I am attracted to men, not women and if I was attracted to women, it would not be the large number of passengers I handle daily that have a problem understanding what personal hygiene is.”…
The only way I’d take a job groping people would be if it was at Hooters.
“Stinky! Don’t forget stinky! All of those little people stink!” - Dingy Harry Reid.
Allred gets off on it.
I’m sick of people telling me “if you don’t like it, don’t fly” so I’m gonna turn this one around: if they don’t like it, get a different job.
OK, don’t feel my junk... pull my finger.
It’s like having an ex-wife that hates the Constitution.
Amen.
Well now. There's an idea.
Combine chicken fat, lard, fish oil. Let it sit for 30 days.
Don't bathe for 30 days.
Smear grease mix over the body. Wear a kilt. Go visit the TSA.
Go ahead, perverts, get a whiff of that.
Fat people should eat sugar free candy before going to airports. When the gropers start poking in the roles of fat, fart.
How often do you see these TSA clowns changing their gloves?
One can only imagine the potential germs being transferred from one passenger to the the next via the 6 mil (or so) of latex.
Here's a gross question... would anyone re-use a latex condom? The condom and the TSA gloves are made from basically the same material, latex.
Now if everyone demanded that the gloves be changed before being touched... I know, I know, no one would ever make their flight. Maybe that's what it will take for this insanity to change.
uuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....gnarly dude...might want to consider McDonalds
>>I’m gonna turn this one around: if they don’t like it, get a different job.<<
Exactly!
I’m flying early December to Orlando. My girls will have all metal removed and be wearing heavy sanitary pads to protect themselves.
I, however, feel like opting out, skipping a bath for a week and eating garlic sandwiches for breakfast. If the TSA refused to pat us, it wouldn’t be done.
The Israeli Air Security organization has none of this type of passenger groping etc. and they are very successful in preventing air terrorism. But they use college educated professionals who have undergone extensive intelligence and interrogation training. The TSA employees are mostly low paid high school grads. And let’s face it, HS grads today know a lot less than those who graduated up through the 1960s.
If only they had a union to represent them and protect them from these horrible working conditions...</s>
My wild guess is they want to get everyone through scanners eventually to develop a biometric database that will positively identify people.
Like everything these people do it’s about control. When the airlines fail Obama will take them over.
Why go to all that trouble? Dab a little Nước mắm in selected places. That ought to do it.
“I’m sick of people telling me “if you don’t like it, don’t fly” so I’m gonna turn this one around: if they don’t like it, get a different job.”
Easy to do with the wonderful shape the economy is in, right? I actually feel a little sorry for them. They`re between a rock and a hard place.
Meanwhile the Mexican border is wide open. What a farce!
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