[I see my hands]

"I don't fly anywhere"

And the poster didn't ask to be shot with a clean bullet either. So it's hypothetical just like my question: Say you did fly, how would you protest?

[humblegunner]

You have conveniently ignored the question:

Does it matter more about the gloves or the fact that you'll be felt up?

That's fine, though.. I see you are encased in a little box.

Say you did fly, how would you protest?

Who says I would? The chumps at the airport don't make policy.
I'd opt for the porno-scan and let that image be punishment enough for them.

Although.. thinking about it.. a spontaneous urine eruption might be funny.