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To: BullDog108

Should I ever fly again I’m going to stuff a big salami in my undies.


33 posted on 11/20/2010 7:50:12 AM PST by donhunt (I am sick and tired of those bastards insulting me.)
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To: donhunt

Could be kind of embarrassing if it ‘slips’....


42 posted on 11/20/2010 8:00:40 AM PST by xrmusn ((6/98))
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To: donhunt

Perhaps every guy should take a couple of viagras an hour before heading out to the airport. Tell the TSA dude, “There’s no need to wand me, I have my OWN wand!”


62 posted on 11/20/2010 8:19:16 AM PST by july4thfreedomfoundation ("This is our moment, this is our movement, this is our morning in America!" Sarah Palin)
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To: donhunt
...stuff a big salami in my undies...

Don't do that. Not only will you give the TSA goons an excuse to put you in jail...

...you will have bought them lunch.

106 posted on 11/20/2010 8:40:44 AM PST by moovova (Don't let Obama spoil the word "hope" for you...)
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To: donhunt
Should I ever fly again I’m going to stuff a big salami in my undies.

Make sure it's wrapped in foil. Lotsa laffs.

136 posted on 11/20/2010 8:59:58 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: donhunt
Should I ever fly again I’m going to stuff a big salami in my undies.

I can't do that, not enough room for a second one.....

289 posted on 11/20/2010 5:19:04 PM PST by ChildOfThe60s ( If you can remember the 60s....you weren't really there)
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To: donhunt

Already there! LOL


310 posted on 11/21/2010 8:04:28 AM PST by GWConservative (Welcome to OBAMAstan! - Do you know where your Congress-critter is?)
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To: donhunt
I’m going to stuff a big salami in my undies

tell the TSA'er you brought him lunch, look in your pants

316 posted on 11/21/2010 11:52:18 AM PST by 1000 silverlings (everything that deceives, also enchants: Plato)
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To: donhunt

Just remember there may be a fine for that too.


321 posted on 11/21/2010 7:13:04 PM PST by Kackikat (There is no such thing as a free lunch, because someone paid, somewhere.)
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