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From anonymous sources rumored conversation she had with the ER doctor:

A woman from California who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland.

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to the ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, “What took you so long?” He smiled and then told her, “Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I’m sorry, but they turned me down.”


27 posted on 11/19/2010 5:31:11 PM PST by CharlesMartelsGhost
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To: CharlesMartelsGhost

LOL!!!


30 posted on 11/19/2010 5:33:40 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Not under the influence of Hope-nosis.)
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To: CharlesMartelsGhost

You just gave me the best laugh that I have had in a while & I laugh a lot.
Thank You


48 posted on 11/19/2010 5:54:06 PM PST by certrtwngnut
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To: CharlesMartelsGhost

You just gave me the best laugh that I have had in a while & I laugh a lot.
Thank You


50 posted on 11/19/2010 5:57:04 PM PST by certrtwngnut
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