[Keith in Iowa]

>>>I would walk barefoot through a mile of upright razor blades layered in salt just to smell the pen her Obgyn used to fill out her exam chart.

Oy vey. And I thought “She’s so fine, I’d drink her bathwater with a straw” might be a bit much :)

[HANG THE EXPENSE]

I’d low crawl thru a clic of claymore mines just to hear her....... You get the idea.