HO LEE CR@P!!!!!!!!!
You are the next Buckhead.
Look, I am no expert at video or contrails, but nearly every single day at this time I go out and look at that sky over the ocean. I have been seeing a lot of contrails lately. Yesterday there were many, crisscrossing the sky. Nothing EVER looks like that missile. Nothing EVER does.
I'm a So Cal private pilot...someone here asked me "surely you have seen this before?". Actually no...I've seen countless contrails...a number of missile launches in my time...but I've never seen a contrail I would confuse for a missile launch. An honest answer to his question.