"Please have your genitalia out and ready to be fondled when you approach the security checkpoint."I don't think this is necessary now.
I read that they can now put their hand down you pants.
I don't like the same gender thingie with this.
Are there any hot babe TSA agents???
Two weeks ago, Napolitano ordered TSA agents to start groping women's breasts and all passengers' genitalia...
I expect at least flowers, candy and a gourmet meal before letting someone get that intimate!
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