If I ever fly again, I’m going to have a hard time not saying “No need to pat me down” and strip bare naked right there at the checkpoint in front of everyone. This is quite a stretch for me, since I’m normally a pretty modest person, but I have a feeling they’re going to seriously piss me off that much.
I’m already considering a two-way cross-country drive with a carload of kids rather than subject myself and my family to the TSA.