[notatard?]

Keep em coming and I will have 'em ready for stocking stuffers - seriously.

[sodpoodle]

I suppose we need to rename the suits and two colors: blue for Dems & red for GOP.

i.e.
Blue Porkers
Blue Boondoggles
Red Rovers
Red Raisins

Then pick 26 of the most despised Dems and 26 most promising GOPs - face cards almost write themselves.

Go for it!!