What part of “Don’t tread on me.” don’t they understand.
Just keep your pockets filled with joints, crack, donuts and shiny objects.
Throw some of that junk on the ground and they'll be distracted as they bend over to pick it up, “Wow, cool, more free stuff!” and kick the snot out of ‘em!
Note to the Left:
Never start a fight when you're armed with wet cardboard swords and the other side has AK47’s.