Just read this solution....sounded good.
AIRPORT BODY SCANNER solution
Wonder why nobody thought of this before? Here’s a solution to all the
controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:
All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not
X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on
or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be no racial profiling
and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials. This is so simple it’s brilliant!
I can see it now: you’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled
explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,
“Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number...”
I like it. Auto detonation chamber. With bacon grease lined walls. I had a plan for people to eat a slice of Ham or Bacon. if they don’t they get the strip search.