If anyone wore that on a tee shirt attempting to board a plane, they would be threatened with jail time. Also, they’d be facing a very stiff fine and a royal reaming by TSA agents. Life would be made very hard on you for the time you’re in the airport.
Still, it would be neat to have one.
OOOOHHH! That T-shirt would be awesome for my trip in Dec! Visions of peeling it off while I’m in line dance through my head...
You're like that drunk guy who comes home at 4:00 in the morning and says to his frowning wife, "I can explain the lipstick on my collar dear ... I used my shirt to wipe my pecker!"
Put it in foil letters on your underwear. It’ll only show up when they X-ray you.