"Look. I don't know what all the fuss is about. These X-ray machines are safe. When correctly calibrated, you could go through them all day and night repeatedly, with less radiation than from one glass of tomato juice. Our excellent TSA Agents are trained to refuse all monies offered for printouts of the images scanned.
"You will also always have the option of opting out, and going through the Rub Down process. This is a quick, pleasant sensation by the trained hands of our Agents. Many people find it calms them before their flights. We screen our Agents and do not hire convicted pedophiles or sex offenders. Your genitalia will be softly and swiftly rubbed by sober professionals who have a job to do.
"Get over your paranoia! This is what will keep our nation safe! The system works!"