No, but thanks. You know what I'd like? I'd like you to read this site aloud as a bedtime story.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
No, but thanks. You know what I'd like? I'd like you to read this site aloud as a bedtime story.
That would really put me to sleep! Pretty pictures tho. :) Thanks. Don’t you have something more fun, like time travel or something?