[The Comedian]

Missile Truthers.

I am so tired of this idiocy. But obviously not tired enough to quit responding to it.

Repeat after me: Airplane contrail.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[brytlea]

If you are tired, you should take a nap. Shall I get you a pillow?