[The Comedian]

Nicaraguans are rotten little trolls, almost to a person.

They're like the dwarfs in the Lord of the Rings movies, only less loyal and industrious. And not as well animated.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[null and void]

Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel!

[mandaladon]

That’s a pretty racist comment. Not everyone is the same.