[The Comedian]

Let's be honest. Boats and planes are ways to get somewhere, not destinations in themselves. I can't understand why anyone would want to spend a week in an airplane, or a boat.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Ditter]

Exactly the way I feel. I never understood “the cruise”. We have had boats and fished far off shore in the Gulf of Mexico. There is nothing to see out there. Activities on the ship would be all there was to do.

I would rather spend a week at a luxury hotel in an area that I could tour around, find my own activities and come back to the hotel for the night. Even if the ship was going from port to port where you could get off and look around, there would still be too much time traveling from place to place.

Then you have that awful virus people catch on cruise ships, now this fire in the engine room. No thanks!