I would like to take this opportunity to offer our progressive democrat friends an offer of a lifetime!
Did you vote for President Obama?. Do you despise firearms?
Do you watch MSNBC?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, I would like to offer you:
Ten free acres of prime wilderness land in Alaska!
Yes, you read that right. I will give you ten free acres of land, $50,000.00 towards a new house and 250 lbs of raw meat. Prius and household effects storage and shipment rates are at an all time low!
Progressives! Heed the call.
March north and speak for a gun-free Alaska. PETA members are good for a year’s membership in the Jelly-of the-Month Club.
Journalists eat for free, everyday.
What are you waiting for?
Conservative/Libertarian NRA members and former military are not eligible.
Call Today 1-888-69OBAMA
Just the visual of a Prius in that country...LOL!