[A_Tradition_Continues]

My solution would be to have a bag of pork rinds out at the TSA Massage Parlor and Peep Shack and everyone would have to eat one to get on the plane.

I think a plate of bacon would be a viable option. Make BLT's the only meal you served on flights...maybe pork chops in 1st class...okra fried in lard...

[crusty old prospector]

Heck, with that kind of a menu, I might be tempted to fly again. They would have to hire some babes to work the frisking station instead of Uncle Pervie and Aunt Pat.