[From The Deer Stand]

Hey, Chrissy, when you can’t come up with a good and logical defense against criticism the “race card” is the way to go. What an idiot.

[Conservaliberty]

BRAND NEW!!! The HANDY DANDY Liberal’s Phrase Dictionary. Now you too can understand the hidden meanings in things that right wing nutjobs say! You too can be as attuned to the true meanings of righty statements as Chris Matthews is!

Examples:

Righty statement: “I do not care for Obama’s fiscal policies.”
Real meaning: “I do not care for Obama’s fiscal policies because he is black.”

Righty statement: “Wow, Obama sure takes a lot of vacations. I find it kind of exorbitant for him to live that way.”
Real meaning: “Wow, Obama sure takes a lot of vacations. I find it kind of exorbitant for him to live that way because he is black.”

Righty statement: “Chris Matthews is a whiny, leg-tingling biotch.”
Real Meaning: “I believe Chris Matthews is a whiny, leg-tingling biotch because he likes Obama, whom I do not like because he is black.”

Righty statement: “Please pass the broccoli.”
Real meaning: “Please pass the broccoli. I hate black people.”