It's not enough we lose the world series to Pelosi’s team, or that Jones still hasn't figured out he sucks as a GM, or our ThugBall franchise owner uses his wealth to finance anti-American propaganda films, or our hockey team is for sale...you gotta dis our crap-brown Trinity River water?
Knock it off or we'll replace Kay Bailey with the Bush Twins as the first co-Senators. You've been warned.