Thar she Blows!!!
Posted on 11/01/2010 7:46:36 PM PDT by 11th_VA
TSUNAMI BULLETIN NUMBER 11022010
TSUNAMI WARNING CENTER//USA
ISSUED IN RESPONSE TO PASSAGE OF HR 3962
2 NOV 2010
BULLETIN: A TSUNAMI WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR ALL AREAS OF THE UNITED STATES//
THIS BULLETIN IS ISSUED AS ADVICE TO ALL GOVERNMENT AGENCIES AND WORKERS//
A WIDESPREAD TSUNAMI THREAT EXISTS BASED ON EARLY VOTING DATA TRENDS//
THERE IS THE POSSIBILITY OF A LOCAL TSUNAMI THAT COULD AFFECT STATES LOCATED IN THE NORTH EAST, MIDDLE ATLANTIC, SOUTH, MID WEST, MOUNTAINS, AND WEST INCLUDING ALASKA AND HAWAII. AREAS FURTHER FROM THE EPICENTER COULD EXPERIENCE LOCAL HOUSE AND SENATE CHANGES AND STRONG OR UNUSUAL ELECTION OUTCOMES//
ESTIMATED INITIAL TSUNAMI WAVE ARRIVAL TIMES AT FORECAST POINTS WITHIN THE WARNING AND WATCH AREAS SHOULD OCCUR SHORTLY AFTER POLLS CLOSE. ACTUAL ARRIVAL TIMES MAY DIFFER AND THE INITIAL WAVE MAY NOT BE THE LARGEST. A TSUNAMI IS A SERIES OF WAVES AND THE TIME BETWEEN SUCCESSIVE WAVES CAN BE FIVE MINUTES TO TWO YEARS//
IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS SUICIDAL BECAUSE OF THE TSUNAMI, PLEASE CLICK BELOW FOR IMMEDIATE HELP: Suicide.org
And series!
Oh, the humanity?
(No, I’m not writing ‘huge manatee’!!!)
LOL! You got me. I had on my worried face as I clicked on this one.
Good one! :^D
SF Giants just won World Series - half of San Francisco will be too stoned and drunk tomorrow to vote for Boxer — they’ll be sleeping off the partying binge.
Obama’s chickennnnnnsssss are coming home to rooooost.
Picture Obama having a meeting to get a update of the Democrats chances in the up coming elections:
Gallup: The Democrats are headed for a ‘ass kicking’ of biblical proportions.
Obama: What do you mean, “biblical”?
Rasmussen: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. President, real wrath of God type stuff.
Gallup: Exactly.
Rasmussen: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dick Morris: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Paul Krugman: Even the dead rising from their graves to vote won’t help!
Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert (yelling together): Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!.
Political earthquake precedes the Tsunami!
Where’s that massive tsunami wave pic upon DC?
It doesn’t matter how many chickens are hatched. It only matters who counts them.
Take nothing for granted. Nothing.
I am a Ranger supporter but not really a baseball fan..My son and grandsons will hate the loss..
I thought you had to be stoned or drunk to vote for Boxer.
;o)
Yep
I think a “FRAUDNAMI ALERT” is more appropriate.
Now that's funny !!!
Too cocky--wait until the chickens are hatched before the counting
Yes, I would hate to see my hopes dashed by a non-tsunami. Sort of like jinxing my favorite team before they play.
Like it says in the Declaration...something about 'life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness'...without the first, you can't have the second or third...or any other rights, for that matter. Guess we'll just have to suffer with the trick knees...
Didn't Hawaii get 'non-tsunamied' last year?
Herds of Donkeys and Rinos are standing down on the beach wondering where all the water went.
LOL!!! (Now that’s funny too !!!)
Thar she Blows!!!
Well, I saw a comet in the sky tonight as I took out the trash. It was comet Hartley2/Comet 103P. I know in ancient cultures, comets were seen as harbingers of doom, but when you think about it another way, they can be good luck too. When you go into history, in 1066, Halley’s Comet was high in the sky during the Norman invasion of England at Hastings. If you were King Harold Goodwinson, it would be a mark of doom, but if you were William the Bastard (Conquerer), it would be a good sign indeed. I just pray and hope that we are successful tomorrow and we are like William the Conquerer.
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