How did Lurch, the Vietnam Coward, ever get to be the Richest Jerk in the Senate when he was penniless in 1991 and sleeping on someone
else’s couch? Lurch reports he is worth $195 Million now! We can be sure that ain’t Terayza’s catsup money! Lurch sure didn’t accumulate that much on his Senate salary! Is that why Lurch is working hard to allow Free And Safe Passage of Drugs across the “Open Mexican Borders?”
I’ve had to endure this repellent, narcissistic snob for far too long as my senator. He really needs to be shown the door in the next election. Massachusetts and the nation can no longer afford such self-serving, arrogant, out-of-touch, ineffectual in leadership positions.
Congress is forever investigating U.S. businessmen for trying to keep some of their money from the politicians. It’s high time the FBI starts investigating the filthy rich members of Congress and the Senate to see how they accumulated such wealth on their “fixed income,” in Dingy Harry’s infamous words. Even though Lurch managed to marry the widow Teraaayza’s money, he couldn’t have made that much money with “wise investments” in the rotten economy he helped create.