On Tuesday, 7-Eleven, which operates in Australia, Canada, China, Denmark, Hong Kong, Japan, Indonesia, Malaysia, Mexico, Norway, the Philippines, Singapore, South Korea, Sweden, Taiwan and Thailand, as well as the United States, thanked Mr Obama, taking care not to alienate Slurpee-sipping Republicans. <<<
Go signal for November 7th? Obama doesn't plan to stick around the US. He has been projecting his own laziness on Republicans, but how many Slurpees will he ingest on his Asia trip? Will he be "sipping on a Slurpee" while watching TV coverage of an attack on the US? Who can trust this u-slurper?
U-slurper.
I’m stealing that.