Verne ("Mini-Me") Troyer has a better chance of beating LaBron James in a game of one-on-one than a conservative has of winning in Chicago.
I agree that a conservative can’t win, but I hope that one of them will run, to increase his or her name recognition for a race for the U.S. House or state senate, in 2012. Since the district lines will be redrawn, next year, we don’t know where the districts will be.