You can’t even write and properly punctuate a simple sentence. A six-figure salary? That’s a joke, a lie.
As for intimidating people, don’t flatter yourself.
Put down the bottle and sober up. FReepers don’t make fun of the unemployed unless the reason for the unemployment is obvious, which it is in your case.
"Punctuation people" proof my documents, usually they are hot about mid-twenties or little old ladies looking to augment their income. Maybe I'll have one of them proof my posts on FR! LOL!