Tallahassee: I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Laughing my arse off. I saw Zombieland last weekend. Great movie but I cried when Bill “who cried when old yaller died” Murray was surprised.